Who hasn't thought about country relocation? Over 1.6 million people moved to rural communities during the first five years of this decade. Several stayed. This migration continues - reinforced by dozens of national and regional periodicals presenting sanitized `country chic' to millions of armchair rednecks. Bitch Unleashed is a `must-read' for: participants in this deluge of the diluted, every city slicker fantasizing about the simple life, country rejects, vexed rural residents or anyone needing a wickedly good laugh.

Who hasn't thought about country relocation? Over 1.6 million people moved to rural communities during the first five years of this decade. Several stayed. This migration continues - reinforced by dozens of national and regional periodicals presenting sanitized `country chic' to millions of armchair rednecks. Bitch Unleashed is a `must-read' for: participants in this deluge of the diluted, every city slicker fantasizing about the simple life, country rejects, vexed rural residents or anyone needing a wickedly good laugh. Who hasn't thought about country relocation?

Over 1.6 million people moved to rural communities during the first five years of this decade. Several stayed. This migration continues - reinforced by dozens of national and regional periodicals presenting sanitized `country chic' to millions of armchair rednecks. Bitch Unleashed is a `must-read' for: participants in this deluge of the diluted, every city slicker fantasizing about the simple life, country rejects, vexed rural residents or anyone needing a wickedly good laugh.

In Bitch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country, satirist Nola Kelsey leaves no stone unburned as she recounts one women's experience with the 'joys' of settling into the so called, simple life. Includes:

The Perks of Global Warming

Milk Goats: Know Thy Enemy

Handy uses for honey-dipped Chihuahuas

Tips for removing bats from your showerhead

A pop quiz on The Myth of the Country Gentleman

Guerrilla Techniques for Alienating Your Country Neighbors

"Two hours and several flattened mailboxes later, county sheriffs blazed into Bison Flats. Apparently the mayhem had caught them off guard. Never mind that the after rodeos rampage is an event so predictable fetuses of pregnant Algerian nomads had seen it coming."


FROM THE AUTHOR

Years ago I wrote Btch Unleashed, a scathing satire about my life in rural South Dakota. It was my 1st book, self-published and riddled with typos. I still get fan mail about it years after pulling it from the market (or trying to). People keep contacting me trying to get copies. So, here it is in all its unedited glory. Read and enjoy!

Grins!

Nola Lee Kelsey