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A man tries to steal a car but ends up on a date...

George Lucas in Love
George Lucas is a USC college student in 1967, and he’s suffering from writer’s block as he tries to write a movie about a young space farmer with a bad crop of “space wheat”...

Hitclown
A Hitman and a Clown accidentally switch bags and find they like the other's job better...

"I'll think Twice before ever Responding to another Craigslist.com Ad"
This is the most twisted and gross story yet some how you find it charming. And then you send it off to your friends. It is funny. Period. Check out www.grantasay.com today to view more of Grant Asay's writing. Crazy cool stuff...

Goon Show 54.10.12 0503 The Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler.mp3
Minnie Bannister is the target for an anonymous batter pudding hurler. Constable Seagoon is on the trail...

Goon Show 54.10.19 0504 The Phantom Head Shaver (Of Brighton).mp3
Queens Council Hairy Seagoon is called in to defend Mr. Nugent Dirt against a charge of concealing a bald head. Hairy shows that it was actually the work of the dreaded Phantom Head Shaver, and tracks him down! Or does he?..

Goon Show_54.10.26_0505 The Affair Of The Lone Banana.mp3
Ned Seagoon tries defends the last British banana tree in South America..

Goon Show_54.10.05_0502 The Lost Gold Mine of Charlotte.mp3
Neddie Seagoon discovers a map to the Lost Gold Mine of André Charlotte, and sets out to make his fortune. He loses the map in a game of cards (no, not the way you think), then pieces apart the map. only mastermind Eccles is there to share in his reward ..

Goon Show_54.09.28_0501 The Whistling Spy Enigma.mp3
Agent Captain Hairy Seagoon is sent on a mission of sabotage, his only help is from an under-cover agent who can only be contacted using the secret whistling tune. Unfortunately Hairy can’t whistle...

Hilarious Good Fun! 5 Goon Shows package 1
Instead of 1 show for $1.00 - get 5 shows for $3.50 - Side splittingly funny you have to hear it to belive it! -The Goon Show starring Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers - hilarious satire on show business, commerce, industry, art, politics....